An unlock the wine escape room, charcuterie board book, and a box of 25 Marvel and DC comic books — Santa is shakin' in his boots right now because you're *obviously* about to show him up.
I don't think we're picky eaters, I just think these foods are universally unliked. If you say "yum" to even 6/17 of these, you have the palate of a boomer.